Comedy Archives - Page 15 of 60

Book Review: Down Under

‘The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner...’

‘I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way...’

‘I reckon that alien didn’t mean no harm…’

‘I’ll probably get blamed for that…’

‘I really thought I was gonna die, my whole life…’

‘You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick...’

‘How many times have you got laid to this man’s music?‘

‘Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man...’

‘I can’t believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this…’

‘Ducks fly together…’