‘Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come…’


The Things That Really Matter
‘Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come…’

‘For the most part, good behaviour goes unnoticed…’

‘I killed your little brother, but he’s dead because you didn’t look after him...’

‘I don’t drink. You know, the routine grind drives me to drink. Tragedy, I take straight…’

‘You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid...’

‘We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin before burning it. Yours was lust…’

‘I don’t want to get involved in all this. I meant to be getting out…’
