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‘Repent, The End Is Extremely Fucking Nigh…’

‘Come to me, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!‘

‘We strive to bring you closer to celebrity than ever before…’

‘I just shit myself in my pants, seriously…’

‘First we’re freezing, now we’re gonna get sunburned…’

‘I’d like to report a truck driver who’s been endangering my life...’

‘Remember when we thought Donny wut whole world?‘

‘Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest…’

‘This doesn’t happen! Four Americans on a vacation don’t just disappear…’

‘I’m here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way...’