‘There won’t be a dry seat in the house…’
Live Review: Inside No. 9 – Stage/Fright – 9/10
Film Review: Lake Placid – 5/10
‘ I’m rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole…’
Film Review: The Coffee Table – 8/10
‘The glass is unbreakable, so your table will last forever...’
Film Review: Vampyr – 8/10
Film Review: Caddo Lake – 4/10
Film Review: The Amityville Horror – 5/10
‘Half the killers in this country say the same thing – the voices told me to do it…’
Film Review: The Watchers – 5/10
‘Do not turn your back to the mirror. Do not open the door after dark. Do not go near the burrows…’
Film Review: Anaconda – 4/10
‘Never look in the eyes of those you kill. They will haunt you forever…’
Film Review: Berberian Sound Studio – 5/10
‘Gilderoy, this is going to be a fantastic film. Brutal and honest…’
