RobScene

‘I can only put out the present fire… not the non-existent one…’

‘We thought video stores would continue to exist in the future; now we know, they exist only in the past…’

‘Don’t you realise that Americans dislike having their children stolen?‘

‘You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid...’

‘Whatever you do, don’t go up that road to Jerusalem’s Lot…’

‘For the first time in my life, people cheering for me…’

‘We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin before burning it. Yours was lust…’

‘It’s not the hope that kills you. It’s knowing it’s the hope that kills you, that kills you…’

‘I feel like the one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest...’

‘Nobody matures… they just grow tired…’