‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’
‘The only way to repay a sacrifice so big is by sacrificing your life, too…’
‘Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning...’
‘You can’t crush a soul here. That’s what life on Earth is for...’
‘I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two. Look upon me in fear!‘