‘I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close...’

The Things That Really Matter
‘I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close...’
‘After high school, it’s just been one loss after another…’
‘Is there any moment in time when you‘re doing something better than watching Predator?‘
‘Why is there a watermelon there?‘
‘You should never kill a man unless it’s absolutely necessary...’
‘You people are as much fun as the plague…’
‘Why can’t people mind their own business? Idiots…’
‘Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man...’
‘This whole world’s wild at heart and weird on top...’