A fond farewell…


The Things That Really Matter
‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’

‘Far from being this big, booming voice, the Daily Mail is just a little man behind a curtain...’

‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’

‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’

‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’

‘Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon...’

‘Being alone in the world is the root of all suffering...’

‘Hard work being in love, eh? Especially when you don’t know which girl it is...’
