‘I never forget a fist...’


The Things That Really Matter
‘It’s affinity, communication, and an empathy for the human condition that binds us all…’

‘How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?’

‘I was wrong about God. Turns out he likes that 70’s stuff after all…’

‘We crave mystery, ’cause there’s none left…’

‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’

‘Far from being this big, booming voice, the Daily Mail is just a little man behind a curtain...’

‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’

‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
