‘I’m all fucked up and I always will be…’
Film Review: Destination Wedding – 5/10
Film Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America – 7/10
‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’
Film Review: Space Cowboys – 6/10
‘The first one to pass out buys the beers tonight…’
Film Review: The Girl Next Door – 7/10
‘I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you’re better than this…’
Film Review: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire – 7/10
‘I’ll be sixteen for the rest of eternity…’
Film Review: Hackers – 6/10
Film Review: Elemental – 6/10
‘The only way to repay a sacrifice so big is by sacrificing your life, too…’
Film Review: World’s Greatest Dad – 7.5/10
‘The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone…’
Film Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie – 8/10
‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’
Film Review: The Best Man – 7/10
‘In case y’all didn’t know, marriage is the cure to promiscuity…’
