‘I can’t tell whether you’re holding back a desire to be close or a desire to be distant…’
Film Review: Cha Cha Real Smooth – 8/10
Film Review: John Tucker Must Die – 5/10
‘Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the poetry club…’
Film Review: American Movie – 8.5/10
‘I don’t believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes…’
Film Review: Dream Scenario – 7.5/10
‘Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up…’
Film Review: Jumanji – 7/10
‘I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares…’
Film Review: Addams Family Values – 8.5/10
‘I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade…’
Film Review: The Addams Family – 7/10
‘I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else…’
Film Review: Killer Klowns from Outer Space – 6/10
‘I made it through Korea, I can make it through this bullshit…’
Film Review: Beetlejuice – 7/10
Film Review: Hocus Pocus – 6/10
‘Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!‘
