‘I’m talking to a plastic plant. I’m still doing it...’

The Things That Really Matter
‘I’m talking to a plastic plant. I’m still doing it...’
‘Do not turn your back to the mirror. Do not open the door after dark. Do not go near the burrows…’
Must be the season of the witch…
‘Would you mind getting inside the oven to clean it?’
“You like to make fun of us, but we are more powerful than you think…’