‘It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog…’
‘We’re going to Camp Crystal Lake...’
‘Facing your fear doesn’t always conquer it...’
‘Not only are you a lousy doctor, you are a coward…’
‘Nothing says slasher films and horror franchises more than an easy-listening, cozy-cast…’
‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’
‘Lace up your hiking boots and pick a bunk…’
‘Hey, Ted, where’s… where’s that, uh, that corkscrew?’
25 years and 8 films after Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Jason Vorhees returns for one last swansong…