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Film Review: Sharknado – 2/10

‘They took my grandfather. That’s why I really hate sharks...’

‘Effective immediately, I’m going to rid our planet of all nuclear weapons...’

‘I’m talking to a plastic plant. I’m still doing it...’

‘I don’t like that kid. He smiles too much...’

‘Wherever we go, whatever we do, we do it together. You are my home...’

‘Welcome to rock bottom...’

‘The bastards fly…’

‘Literature is my solace in the solitude…’

‘We have a mutual understanding. I scratch their backs and they don’t scratch mine…’

‘I can’t lie to you about your chances. But you have my sympathies…’