‘Shame on you. This is my life choice...’
Film Review: The Circle – 2/10
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‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’
31 Days of Night: Books of Blood – 3.5/10
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‘I didn’t write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, The Beatles wrote it…’
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‘There’s something out there…’
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‘I’m known to be quite vexing – I’m just forewarning you…’
Film Review: The Girl on the Train – 2.5/10
Truly terrible…
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Film Review: The Mothman Prophecies – 0/10
Ladies and gentlemen. My least favourite film of all time…
