The worst film ever made…


The Things That Really Matter
‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’

‘I didn’t write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, The Beatles wrote it…’

‘There’s something out there…’
‘I’m known to be quite vexing – I’m just forewarning you…’
Truly terrible…
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