‘I was wrong about God. Turns out he likes that 70’s stuff after all…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘I was wrong about God. Turns out he likes that 70’s stuff after all…’
‘We crave mystery, ’cause there’s none left…’
‘Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick...’
‘Far from being this big, booming voice, the Daily Mail is just a little man behind a curtain...’
‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’
‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’
‘Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon...’