Comedy Archives - Page 7 of 67

Film Review: Dark Horse – 5/10

‘We’re all horrible people. Humanity’s a fucking cesspool…’

‘Maybe a clown can change the world after all…’

‘Let’s talk about blood, Mr. Vincent, it’s very precious to me...’

‘It certainly tweaked my insecurity nipples…’

‘I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close...’

‘After high school, it’s just been one loss after another…’

‘Is there any moment in time when you‘re doing something better than watching Predator?‘

‘Why is there a watermelon there?‘

‘You should never kill a man unless it’s absolutely necessary...’

‘You people are as much fun as the plague…’