Comedy Archives - Page 30 of 60

Film Review: The Glass Castle – 8/10

‘What does an investment banker use as birth control? His personality...’

‘I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer…’

‘The world tells us whether we’re heroes or victims...’

‘I don’t do nothin’ for no one for nothin…’

‘Oh hey, you’re the asshole no one likes...’

‘Gods don’t have to choose. We take...’

‘I am not a dumb bunny...’

‘How do you do business with a man who has no door?‘

‘…they’re all either settled down or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth...’

‘Gladiators needed to happen to Saturday night television in the same way punk needed to happen to music in the late ’70s…’