‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’
‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’
‘I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein...’
‘Oh, hi Mark…’
‘Musicians play their instruments. I play the orchestra…’
‘Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgement, let me educate you…’