‘I guess I’m just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots...’
Film Review: Chopping Mall – 6/10
Film Review: House of Usher (1960) – 8/10
‘I suggest you leave, Mr Winthrop. No? Then perish with us...’
Film Review: Slumber Party Massacre – 5.5/10
‘You know how girls love to scream...’
Film Review: Piranha – 5.5/10
‘People eat fish, Grogan. Fish don’t eat people...’
Film Review: The Masque of the Red Death – 8.5/10
‘If a god of love and life ever did exist… he is long since dead.’
