‘A big girl once came up to me after the show and said ‘I think you’re fatist.’ I said ‘No love, I think you’re fattest’…
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‘A big girl once came up to me after the show and said ‘I think you’re fatist.’ I said ‘No love, I think you’re fattest’…
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Coen Brothers love letter to the golden age of Hollywood is far too pleased with itself…
“The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn’t prepared to wait that long…’
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‘Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency…’
‘He’s like Daniel Day-Lewis except he sucks…’
“No one really knew what was real or not real half the time…’
‘You’ve got to embrace your inner strange, man. Just be weird…‘
‘Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?’