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Book Review: Breakfast of Champions

‘We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane…’

‘Chasing a girl around Australia isn’t romantic, it’s extreme stalking…’

‘I said Trevor McDonald had nits…’

‘Jack, I’m 26 years old, I didn’t run away from home…’

‘Just because somebody chooses to leave, that doesn’t mean they didn’t want to be here with you…’

‘You can tell a lot about someone in a minute, if you choose the right minute…‘

‘I take my work too seriously…’

‘Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character…’

‘I can’t be normal through all this, I just can’t…’

‘My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy…’