Comedy Archives - Page 20 of 29

Film Review: Sonic the Hedgehog – 6.5/10

‘Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?‘

‘They’re not brilliant, but they’re mine…’

‘Ah, you college men are all alike…’

‘I am your king…’

‘A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They’re just backing away from life…’

‘Don’t worship me until I’ve earned it...’

‘I’m right here, INSIDE you INSIDE YOUR BODY!’

‘Nobody’s perfect…’

‘It’s all just a… a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes…’

‘This is the Academy Awards of protests and as far as I’m concerned…’