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Live Review: Alan Partridge – Stratagem @ Sheffield Arena

Saturday 30th April 2022

‘I really don’t like our dog...’

‘Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away...’

‘Homeless. Suitcase. Pimp...’

‘I knew that was what you were thinking. You’re always thinking things, you thinker…’

‘Belfast will still be here when you get back...’

‘Venus and Serena gon’ shake up this world...’

‘I think people should mate for life – like pigeons or Catholics...’

‘I was worried that we wouldn’t connect...’

‘What does an investment banker use as birth control? His personality...’