‘If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess…’
Film Review: Mike Bassett England Manager – 7.5/10
‘Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two…’
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Film Review: Lady Bird – 7/10
“Lady Bird always says that she lives in on the wrong side of the tracks, but I always thought that that was like a metaphor, but there are actual train tracks…’
Film Review: Jobs – 6/10
“Here’s to the crazy ones…’
Film Review: Jim & Andy – 5/10
“No one really knew what was real or not real half the time…’
Film Review: Jigsaw – 4/10
“You know what happens if we don’t play by the rules…’
Film Review: Insidious: The Last Key – 5/10
‘To end this evil I need to go deeper into the Further…’
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Film Review: Happy Death Day – 7.5/10
‘Would you stop looking at me like I just took a dump on your mom’s head?’
Film Review: Halloween II – 7.5/10
“You don’t know what death is…’
Film Review: Coco – 7.5/10
‘When there’s no one left in the living world who remembers you, you disappear from this world. We call it the Final Death…’
