‘Sometimes… dead is better’
Film Review: Four Weddings and a Funeral – 7.5/10
‘Tremendous bloke. Buggered me senseless. Still, it taught me about life…’
Film Review: Captain Marvel – 7/10
‘I’m not gonna fight your war. I’m gonna end it…’
Film Review: Midsommar – 7.5/10
Film Review: Bumblebee – 7/10
‘They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn’t set off any red flags?’
Film Review: Annabelle Creation – 7/10
‘Forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin…’
Film Review: Now You See Me 2 – 7/10
‘A magician’s greatest strength is an empty fist…’
Film Review: Commando – 7/10
‘You’re a funny guy Sully, I like you. That’s why I’m going to kill you last…’
Film Review: Alien Covenant – 5.5/10
Film Review: Venom – 5.5/10
‘Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time…’
