“In two minutes we want thirty of you dead. If thirty of you are not dead, we will end sixty of your lives ourselves…’
Film Review: Southbound – 7/10
“This is for all you lost souls. Sinners staring that road down to redemption…’
Film Review: The Shape of Water – 7.5/10
‘He’s a wild creature. We can’t ask him to be anything else…’
Film Review: Rolling Stone Stories from the Edge – 6.5/10
Rolling Stone magazine. A bit more than almost famous…
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Film Review: Phantom Thread – 7/10
“Marriage would make me deceitful and I don’t ever want that…’
Film Review: Muppet Treasure Island – 7/10
“But Dead Tom’s always been dead. That’s why he’s called Dead Tom…’
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Film Review: Mr Jones – 7/10
Not the romantic comedy starring Richard Gere…
Film Review: Moana – 7/10
‘If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess…’
Film Review: Mike Bassett England Manager – 7.5/10
‘Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two…’
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Film Review: Lady Bird – 7/10
“Lady Bird always says that she lives in on the wrong side of the tracks, but I always thought that that was like a metaphor, but there are actual train tracks…’
