‘Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the poetry club…’
Film Review: John Tucker Must Die – 5/10
TV Review: Generation Z – 7/10
Film Review: Rebel Ridge – 7.5/10
‘You could offer me eternal life or a catfish sandwich and the answer would still be the same…’
Film Review: Dream Scenario – 7.5/10
‘Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up…’
Film Review: Jumanji – 7/10
‘I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares…’
Film Review: The Spiral Staircase (1946) – 7/10
‘Anything can happen in the dark…’
Film Review: Cat’s Eye – 7.5/10
‘That’s the bet, Mr. Norris. You get the girl, you get the gold watch, you get everything…’
Film Review: The Burning – 6.5/10
‘They never found his body, but they say his spirit lives in the forest…’
Film Review: The Hunger – 5/10
‘Humankind dies one way, we another. Their end is final. Ours is not…’
