‘I reserve my time for people who can think…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘This is for all the parents whose children have been evacuated…’
‘If God created anything better than crack cocaine, he kept that shit for himself…’
‘It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog…’
‘Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween…’
‘People should be born at the age of 70 and live their life backwards…’