Don’t f**k with the babysitter…’

The Things That Really Matter
‘Your 20s are all about hope, and then your 30s are all about realising how dumb it was to hope…’
‘Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? Kmart?‘
‘Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city…’
‘That man’s asking me to do things that ain’t right…’
‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega…’
‘Welcome to the world…’
‘You’re a big man, but you’re in bad shape. Now behave yourself…’