‘It was just a wall of screams and hormones…’
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The Things That Really Matter
‘I’ll honour your tradition. I’ll go to the Headmaster and I’ll lie…’
‘We got a big toe in the morgue once. Nothing else; just a big toe…’
‘I looked out over the Mississippi and swore I’d never leave…’
‘What if I told you that God and the devil made a wager…’
‘You wouldn’t take advantage of a helpless man…’
‘Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the poetry club…’
‘You could offer me eternal life or a catfish sandwich and the answer would still be the same…’
‘Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up…’