‘If you live an ordinary life, all you’ll have are ordinary stories…’
Film Review: Passengers – 5.5/10
Film Review: Ouija – 5.5/10
‘Keep telling yourself it’s just a game…’
Film Review: My Scientology Movie – 7/10
‘Slightly underwhelming by his high standards…’
Film Review: Mississippi Grind – 7.5/10
Otherwise brilliant gambling movie goes all in on the ending and loses…
Film Review: Kong: Skull Island – 7/10
‘An uncharted island? Let me list all the ways you’re gonna die…’
Film Review: Joy – 7/10
“Don’t ever think that the world owes you anything, because it doesn’t. The world doesn’t owe you a thing…’
Film Review: High Rise – 7.5/10
‘Mrs. Hillman is refusing to clean unless I pay her what I apparently owe her. Like all poor people, she’s obsessed with money…’
Film Review: Halloween: H20 – 7/10
The night HE came home… again.
Film Review: Hail, Caesar! – 6/10
Coen Brothers love letter to the golden age of Hollywood is far too pleased with itself…
Film Review: Green Room – 7.5/10
‘We’re not keeping you here, you’re just staying…’
