‘Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!‘
Film Review: Hocus Pocus – 6/10
Film Review: The House on Sorority Row – 5/10
‘You’re the last one of your friends alive. You’re the bait...’
Film Review: Destination Wedding – 5/10
‘I’m all fucked up and I always will be…’
Film Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America – 7/10
‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’
Film Review: The X-Files: Fight the Future – 7/10
‘You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything…’
Film Review: Space Cowboys – 6/10
‘The first one to pass out buys the beers tonight…’
Film Review: The Girl Next Door – 7/10
‘I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you’re better than this…’
Film Review: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire – 7/10
‘I’ll be sixteen for the rest of eternity…’
Film Review: Hypnotic – 6/10
Film Review: Long Weekend – 7/10
‘I’m not the type for crapping in the sunshine and yearning round campfires…’
