‘Gentleman, they’re large, they’re fast, and fucking you up is their idea of tourism…’
Film Review: The Money Pit – 7/10
‘It’s a big house, we’ll divide it up! You stay in your half, I’ll stay in mine!’
Film Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom – 7.5/10
‘How many times must the point be made? We’re causing our own extinction…’
Film Review: Bad Times at the El Royale – 7/10
‘Miles, I fell down. I’m old. Shit happens, get the whiskey…’
Film Review: The Little Stranger – 6/10
‘What this house needs is a big dose of happiness…’
Film Review – Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened – 7/10
‘I got to his office, fully prepared to suck his dick…’
Film Review: Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs – 7.5/10
‘I wanted to run away that day, but you can’t run away from your own feet…’
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Film Review: A Simple Favour – 7/10
Film Review: Interstellar – 7/10
2001: A Space Odyssey meets Gravity to birth really long, never ending film…
Film Review: Brexit: The Uncivil War – 5.5/10
‘We are going to be making decisions based on science and data…’
