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Film Review: Godzilla King of the Monsters – 3/10
Film Review: Friday the 13th A New Beginning – 2/10
‘Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He’s nothing but a handful of ash…’
31 Days of Night: Books of Blood – 3.5/10
Film Review: Yesterday – 3/10
‘I didn’t write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, The Beatles wrote it…’
Film Review: Blair Witch – 2/10
‘There’s something out there…’
Film Review: Suicide Squad – 3/10
‘I’m known to be quite vexing – I’m just forewarning you…’
Film Review: The Girl on the Train – 2.5/10
Truly terrible…
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Film Review: The Mothman Prophecies – 0/10
Ladies and gentlemen. My least favourite film of all time…
Film Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – 3/10
Producer Michael Bay and director Jonathan Liebesman continue to flog dead horses whilst ruining people’s childhoods.
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