‘Piranha hunt in packs – not for protection, but for overwhelming force...’
Film Review: Piranha 3D – 7/10
Film Review: Gremlins 2: The New Batch – 7.5/10
‘Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your viewers have: civilization…’
Film Review: Trancers – 5/10
Film Review: Jason X – 5/10
‘It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog…’
Film Review: Black Christmas (2006) – 5/10
‘Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween…’
Film Review: The Mephisto Waltz – 6/10
‘People should be born at the age of 70 and live their life backwards…’
Film Review: The Children – 5.5/10
Film Review: Blink Twice – 7/10
Film Review: Thanksgiving – 8/10
‘Sorry, Jessica. This year, there will be… no leftovers…’
