‘There are some turds in the hall, clear them up…’
Film Review: Terrifier 3 – 6/10
‘I was gonna do the blood thing too, but I was just worried about the cleanup…’
Film Review: Dracula (1931) – 7.5/10
‘There are far worse things awaiting man than death...’
Film Review: The Substance – 8.5/10
‘There’s been a slight misuse of the Substance...’
Film Review: The Changeling – 8/10
‘That house is not fit to live in. No one’s been able to live in it. It doesn’t want people…’
Film Review: All the Boys Love Mandy Lane – 6/10
‘There she is boys, Mandy Lane…’
Film Review: Piranha 3DD – 2/10
Film Review: Twilight Zone: The Movie – 7/10
‘Hey… you wanna see something really scary?‘
Book Review: Psycho
Film Review: Phantasm – 7.5/10
‘You play a good game, boy, but the game is finished. Now you die…’
