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Quickly Kevin, Will He Score? – A Fond Farewell

RIP QK

‘This book employs a daring structure known as a dual narrative…’

‘You think that every disadvantaged person is just like a wild animal going through our garbage?‘

‘The rich don’t give a shit. Poor kids are cannon fodder. Integrity is a punch line...’

‘I must go punch that baby…’

‘If I don’t have horses with monkeys riding them, the king of France won’t take me seriously…’

‘I don’t think you’re a spider, you’re a moth. Quiet, harmless, drawn to shiny things, banging up against a window, and begging to get in...’

‘Ho Ho Ho-ly shit…’

‘Every good thing in this world started with a dream. So you hold on to yours...’

‘He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master…’