‘A big girl once came up to me after the show and said ‘I think you’re fatist.’ I said ‘No love, I think you’re fattest’…
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Film Review: Hail, Caesar! – 6/10
Coen Brothers love letter to the golden age of Hollywood is far too pleased with itself…
Film Review: Frances Ha – 7/10
‘I’m not messy, I’m busy…’
Film Review: The Hitman’s Bodyguard – 7/10
“The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn’t prepared to wait that long…’
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Film Review: The Death of Stalin – 7/10
‘Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency…’
Film Review: The Big Sick – 9/10
‘He’s like Daniel Day-Lewis except he sucks…’
Film Review: Moana – 7/10
‘If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess…’
Film Review: Mike Bassett England Manager – 7.5/10
‘Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two…’
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Film Review: Jobs – 6/10
“Here’s to the crazy ones…’
Film Review: Jim & Andy – 5/10
“No one really knew what was real or not real half the time…’
