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Podcast of the Week: Texting Keith Olbermann

‘The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you’re not good enough…’

‘Everyone thinks their own situation most tragic. I am no exception…’

‘Well, I’m awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you’re saying…’

‘We’re police officers! We’re not trained to handle this kind of violence!’

‘Happiness is amazing. It’s so amazing it doesn’t matter if it’s yours or not…’

‘I was loved for a minute, then I was hated…’

‘If a normal courtship is a dance, then ours is like a heart attack or seizure or something’

‘It’s a big house, we’ll divide it up! You stay in your half, I’ll stay in mine!’

‘Miles, I fell down. I’m old. Shit happens, get the whiskey…’

‘I wanted to run away that day, but you can’t run away from your own feet…’