Comedy Archives - Page 5 of 60

Film Review: Space Cowboys – 6/10

‘The first one to pass out buys the beers tonight…’

‘I just wanna let you know, I know who you really are, and you’re better than this…’

‘I’ll be sixteen for the rest of eternity…’

‘Mess with the best, die like the rest…’

‘The only way to repay a sacrifice so big is by sacrificing your life, too…’

‘The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone…’

‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’

‘In case y’all didn’t know, marriage is the cure to promiscuity…’

‘ Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist…’

‘You look like you sell iPhone cases to teenagers at the mall…’