‘Mess with the best, die like the rest…’
Film Review: Elemental – 6/10
‘The only way to repay a sacrifice so big is by sacrificing your life, too…’
Film Review: World’s Greatest Dad – 7.5/10
‘The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone…’
Film Review: The Super Mario Bros. Movie – 8/10
‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’
Film Review: The Best Man – 7/10
‘In case y’all didn’t know, marriage is the cure to promiscuity…’
Film Review: Goosebumps – 7.5/10
‘ Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist…’
Film Review: Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F – 7/10
‘You look like you sell iPhone cases to teenagers at the mall…’
Film Review: Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm – 7/10
‘Frylock is dead to me… I’ll never speak with him again…’
