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Film Review: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind – 7/10

‘When you are young, your potential is infinite…’

‘The key is to be mysterious…’

‘I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein...’

‘You’re emotionally unstable…’

‘I mean, your 20s are great. They are, but then your 30s come around the corner like a garbage truck…’

‘I’m not depressed, I just need a new dressing gown…’

‘In life you have to learn to count the good days…’

‘If I had it to do all over again, I’d still hit that shot…’

‘The only person that will ever love me just saw me drink mud…’

‘I’m nothing like Jimmy…’