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Book Review: A Confederacy of Dunces

‘Employers sense in me a denial of their values…’

‘Congratulations on your massive pack of lies…’

‘If you assume that there is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope...’

‘Money comes. Money goes. What’s important is to have someone to walk with...’

‘There’s no such thing as happiness, just moments of not feeling depressed…’

‘When you are young, your potential is infinite…’

‘The key is to be mysterious…’

‘I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein...’

‘You’re emotionally unstable…’

‘I mean, your 20s are great. They are, but then your 30s come around the corner like a garbage truck…’