Comedy Archives - Page 30 of 71

Film Review: Bank of Dave – 6/10

‘We’re gonna have a bank that looks after the whole community…’

“Disneyland on your doorstep…”

‘Borstal was all right. Kind of university for them that can’t afford Oxford…’

‘Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid…’

‘I’m so frightened of being on my own…’

‘The Square is a sanctuary of trust and caring. Within it we all share equal rights and obligations...’

‘Is there some reason that my coffee isn’t here? Has she died or something?’

‘They’re like something from a nightmare…’

‘But out of some persistent sense of large-scale ruin, we keep inventing hope...’

‘You make the world beautiful and warm and kind…’