‘If I don’t have horses with monkeys riding them, the king of France won’t take me seriously…’
Audiobook Review: Unruly: A History of England’s Kings and Queens
Film Review: Saltburn – 8.5/10
‘I don’t think you’re a spider, you’re a moth. Quiet, harmless, drawn to shiny things, banging up against a window, and begging to get in...’
Film Review: Violent Night – 6/10
Film Review: Wonka – 8/10
‘Every good thing in this world started with a dream. So you hold on to yours...’
Film Review: A Christmas Story – 8.5/10
‘He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master…’
Book Review: Gremlins (novelisation)
‘Stripe balled his short pointed fingers into something resembling fists…’
Film Review: The Burial – 7/10
‘I mean, Jerry’s a dream client. He’s got a great narrative‘
Film Review: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape – 8/10
‘You’re my knight in shimmering armour. Did you know that?’
Film Review: I Wanna Hold Your Hand – 6.5/10
‘I want you to be prepared for excessive screaming, hysteria, hyperventilation, fainting, fits, seizures, spasmodic convulsions, even attempted suicides…
