‘Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up…’


The Things That Really Matter
‘Everything is trauma. Arguing with a friend is trauma. Getting bad grades is trauma. They need to grow up…’

‘I’ve seen things you’ve only seen in your nightmares…’

‘I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade…’

‘I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else…’

‘I made it through Korea, I can make it through this bullshit…’

‘Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!‘

‘I’m all fucked up and I always will be…’

‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’

‘The first one to pass out buys the beers tonight…’
