‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’
Film Review: Beavis and Butt-Head Do America – 7/10
Film Review: Elemental – 6/10
‘The only way to repay a sacrifice so big is by sacrificing your life, too…’
Film Review: Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm – 7/10
‘Frylock is dead to me… I’ll never speak with him again…’
Film Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem – 8/10
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’
TV Review: The Simpsons – The Cremains of the Day
Film Review: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse – 8/10
‘Let’s do things differently this time…’
Film Review: Lightyear – 7/10
‘That was utterly terrifying and I regret having joined you…’
Film Review: Pinocchio – 8/10
Film Review: The Iron Giant – 8/10
Film Review: Yellow Submarine – 7.5/10
‘Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning...’
