‘Far from being this big, booming voice, the Daily Mail is just a little man behind a curtain...’

The Things That Really Matter
‘Far from being this big, booming voice, the Daily Mail is just a little man behind a curtain...’
‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there...’
‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’
‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’
‘Am I yelling? No… Because you’re not someone even worthy of that…’
‘The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry–it just gets dirtier...’