‘Why is everyone so complicated?’


The Things That Really Matter
‘I am the great Cornholio. I need T.P. for my bunghole…’

‘I Was Going Home. I Just Wished More Of Us Were…’

‘I’m afraid we don’t do fathers and sons very well in this family…’

‘They’re gonna see that I was obsessed with her…’

‘When Napster first came about, I didn’t understand the internet yet…’

‘From Knightmare to Chucklevision to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers…’
