‘I got into all of this ’cause, you know, I love movies, but now I have this fear that my job is to ruin them…’


The Things That Really Matter
‘I got into all of this ’cause, you know, I love movies, but now I have this fear that my job is to ruin them…’

‘In an insane world, it is the sane who are called crazy…’

‘Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond…’

‘Our dad’s definitely not a giant rat…’

‘I’ve never been so scared in my entire life. And I was in an elevator with Saddam Hussein...’

‘Oh, hi Mark…’
‘Musicians play their instruments. I play the orchestra…’
‘Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgement, let me educate you…’